Just wanted to share a life hack of mine. It is hard for me to shake the grogginess off most mornings. I do drink coffee every morning to get the gears moving, but with that being said, there is still a waiting period before I can feel the energy kick in. I am a very impatient dude so I have developed a technique that the military will surely steal from me to ensure their troops stay jacked up and alert right off the rip. Mario mothafucking Kart.
I have been doing this the past couple of days and holy smokes does it ever work. A single race takes like 2 minutes but I prefer to just rip a quick Grand Prix (10 mins) right in the morning. The absolute chaos that ensues with every race just gets the blood boiling. I feel like I can run through a fucking wall after most matches, especially if something greasy happens (blue shell tanking my ass as I’m bout to pass the finish line in 1st.)
There is no downside to this method. Unless you get sucked into the game and end up ripping back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back Grand Prixs and all of a sudden it’s 7pm and you realized you forgot to pick your kids up from school and now you look like an asshole. Don’t do that. Just rip a quick Prix, get jacked up, hop off the game, and GO GET ER DONE!
You’re welcome!
The Daily Hoser 
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