The Daily Hoser

I’ve finally felt an urge to blog again due to me getting some new homies in my life.

As it turns out, crows absofuckinglutely LOVE peanuts.

My girlfriend and I decided to feed the crows in our backyard a couple years ago and my god the impact that alone has had on my life is so damn goofy but positive.

I love crows. These birds got so much personality and its very transparent. I’m currently trying to give names to all my cool bird homies. These guys come around almost everyday to yell at my dog and eat the peanuts ive carefully laid out on my fence. I fucking love that shit. All my homies eat.

I have this one crow i’ve named Chico. This guy cracks me up. He will excitedly swoop down to snag a peanut, then retreat to my neighbour’s shed, where he drops a deuce and destroys the peanut. He even has the decency to thank me after by squawking at me.

I hope to gain the reputation of the crazy crow man in my neighborhood. I want kids to debate coming up to my house for Halloween because “that crow man scares the shit out of me, hes a weirdo.”

To sum it up – crows are 10/10 creatures. I hear if they like you, they’ll drop off little gifts and shit for you. Such cool dudes.

Feed and love your homies.